After a brief (4 month) prison sentence for violating not one but FOUR cease and desist letters, The O’Skizzy is excited to even see the light of day. While I was out, I was saddened to hear that all 5 staff writers were involved in a sex tape scandal, that I’ve been told, rocked the office. They since then been removed from their positions to lead a care-free sexual lifestyle. That being said, it is important to me to remain [...]
Campus News
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Local Strip Clubs Bid On Franchise Spots In The Student Union
STILLWATER (O’SKIZZY) – Two of Stillwater’s top gentlemen’s clubs are now battling for...
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341 New Strands of STD’s Discovered at James Creek Pool
STILLWATER OK (O’SKIZZY)–...
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SODA to Hold Summer Concert Series to Bring Back Will and Grace
STILLWATER (O’SKIZZY)- The OSU Sexual Orientation Diversity Association (SODA) will be holding...
- Construction on Hall of Fame Next To Bennett Hall Revealed to be Six Flags Amusement Park
- 75% of Summer Stillwater Female Residents Slowly Turning Into Birds
- Twitter Confirms Pistol Pete’s Direct Involvement in Osama Bin Laden’s Death
Sports
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PETA Chastises Pistol Pete and OSU Athletics for it’s Graphic Beating of Bevo and the Longhorns
AUSTIN TX (O’SKIZZY)– Earlier today the animal activist organization PETA, or People...
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OSU Football Team Spotted At College Station Chuck E Cheese’s During Halftime
STILLWATER OK (O’SKIZZY)– In an inspirational story of rally and determination, The...
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Mike Gundy Verbally Abused By Starbucks Barista After Wearing an Aspen Coffee Shirt Inside
STILLWATER OK (O’SKIZZY)– According to sources, This past Tuesday when Mike Gundy walked...
- “Boomer Sooner” Removed as Interrogation Technique as it Was Deemed Cruel and Unusual
- OU Head Coach Bob Stoops Suspended Upon Discovery of His Second Day Job at Sonic Drive In
- Martin Scorsese Set to Direct Film Depicting Cowboy’s 2010 Season; Mark Wahlberg to Play Weeden
Greek Life
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341 New Strands of STD’s Discovered at James Creek Pool
STILLWATER OK (O’SKIZZY)–...
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All Chi Omega Engagements Suddenly Called Off
STILLWATER (O’SKIZZY)- The section of Monroe between University and 4th street has been cordoned...
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Sigma Chi Members Accused of Administering Steroids to Sorority Members during Derby Days Philanthropy Events
STILLWATER (O’SKIZZY)- Several sorority members have come forward over this past weekend admitting...
- KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA Fraternity Reluctantly Changes Name
- Spring Sing Directors Indicted for Crimes Against Humanity
- All Fraternity Members Who Participated in OSU’s “Spring Sing” ALSO Out of the Closet

